An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Paolo Sebastian S/S 2014-15 Haute Couture
Better you die than I…
… the air went o u t
you’re just the best i ever hadanonymous requested: sterek + best i ever had // veritcal horizon
Tell me again why a women’s liberation movement is no longer needed.
Dear “I don’t need feminism” crowd…
“The Iowa Supreme Court on Friday stood by its ruling that a dentist acted legally when he fired an assistant because he found her too attractive and worried he would try to start an affair. Coming to the same conclusion as it did in December, the all-male court found that bosses can fire employees they see as threats to their marriages, even if the subordinates have not engaged in flirtatious or other inappropriate behavior. The court said such firings do not count as illegal sex discrimination because they are motivated by feelings, not gender." [x]
oh let’s ignore the fact that this human being probably wouldn’t consent to the affair her boss wanted to have and let’s focus instead on the fact that it’s easier on the male ego to remove someone from their means of income than to let some nasty pasty fat balding middle aged dude getting rejected and having to think with his brain instead of his dick. the poor guy.
dude like how do you hear this guy’s story and your first impulse ISN’T to require he get psychiatric care to figure out what the hell is problem is??
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
Tumblr and Puns
today I learned that in the 1600s the Pasha of Algiers made it a capital offense to remove one’s thumbs from one’s girdle while having an argument, in an attempt to limit brawling. as a result, street fights are reported to have become a combination of shouting vicious insults, headbutting each other, and trying to punch one another with their elbows. i am imagining five or six enraged men furiously trying so hard to kill each other with only their elbows, and i am laughing so hard i am fucking wheezing
Either eliminate brawling, or invent slapstick, so either way, win.
The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994
It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?”
throw me to the w o l v e s and i will return leading the pack
- The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.